The angry English

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The French should be wary!

These people are big-eared bullies, and they have the nerve to come and play rugby on our lawn.

They eat frogs and blame us for putting jam on our beef steak.

What's wrong with beef steak?

We will go and tell the French that we are coming on vacation this summer and that their sun is too strong. It burns our skin and we are all red.

Red like a pudding garnished with redcurrant jam.